Amusing.
i miss these days.
Go to urbandictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the first definition it gives you:
1)What's your name? Liz
1. (Verb) The act of being incredibly cool. Commonly misunderstood to mean "one who is attracted to homosexual men."
2. (Adjective) A positive attribute that one possesses, or can be gained by physical and mental labor, similar to coolness and beauty.
-"She is very much Liz."
2) Your age? 20
location or current status/activity
2) Your age? 20
location or current status/activity
- what's your 20, fool
3) One of your friends? Stefanie
An amazing woman! Loves sex... Has a huge circle of friends of all varieties... Loves her family and devotes her life to them.... Loves to party.... Easy to love.... you are one lucky son of a bitch if you've got her....
- Man I wished I had a Stefanie
4) What should you be doing? School
place were you spend first 18 years of life taking it up the ass
- Mom can i stay home from school today? my ass is still sore from english class yesterday
5) Favorite color? Azure
One of the most expensive production convertibles available, handmade by Bentley motors. Powered by a 6.75(!) Liter Twin(!) Turbocharged V8 engine, it has around 400-420 hp, and 560 lb/ft of torque. Beautiful exterior styling by Pininfarine, and the interior is made with the finest hand-trimmed leather and hand-carved wood trim. MSRP for the base model is around $355,000 U.S. Dollars, with special "Mulliner" editions tunning into the high $400,000s.
- The Bentley Azure, one of the most capable GT cars. Too bad Bennifer owns one.
6) Where were you born? New Hampshire
Ok I dunno who keeps posting that NH sucks but they can't be more wrong. It's a beautiful state that offers beaches, mountains, and Boston all within 45 min. You get the best of all 4 seasons, fall is the best with the gorgeous foliage. We were one of the original colonies and the first to vote in the primaries and people from outside of New England don't even know we exist, nevermind give us credit for anything. We have no sales tax and the only bad thing is that all the Massholes come up to shop here, but it's ok cuz we get their money.
- Chill people, lots of weed... snowboardin, skatin, beaches...
7) Last person you talked to? Kenneth
A boy who is extremly hot with long hair, he is not the samrtest, mega peverted, and cannot cunduct a band. A kenneth is usually in love with a girl, and is too afraid too admit it. A kenneth is gernerally a nice person, but can have huge mood swings and turm in to a complete dickhead.
- "Who is that hitting on my girl dude?"
- "Oh, that's a kenneth!"
8) Last name? Jones
Can be used as a verb (Jonesing) or a noun (a jones). Describes a state in which one experiences strong desire or attraction, often of a sexual nature. Equiv. "to fancy" "crushing on" "to want"
- She's been jonesin him for months.
- He's got a major jones for her.
3) One of your friends? Stefanie
An amazing woman! Loves sex... Has a huge circle of friends of all varieties... Loves her family and devotes her life to them.... Loves to party.... Easy to love.... you are one lucky son of a bitch if you've got her....
- Man I wished I had a Stefanie
4) What should you be doing? School
place were you spend first 18 years of life taking it up the ass
- Mom can i stay home from school today? my ass is still sore from english class yesterday
5) Favorite color? Azure
One of the most expensive production convertibles available, handmade by Bentley motors. Powered by a 6.75(!) Liter Twin(!) Turbocharged V8 engine, it has around 400-420 hp, and 560 lb/ft of torque. Beautiful exterior styling by Pininfarine, and the interior is made with the finest hand-trimmed leather and hand-carved wood trim. MSRP for the base model is around $355,000 U.S. Dollars, with special "Mulliner" editions tunning into the high $400,000s.
- The Bentley Azure, one of the most capable GT cars. Too bad Bennifer owns one.
6) Where were you born? New Hampshire
Ok I dunno who keeps posting that NH sucks but they can't be more wrong. It's a beautiful state that offers beaches, mountains, and Boston all within 45 min. You get the best of all 4 seasons, fall is the best with the gorgeous foliage. We were one of the original colonies and the first to vote in the primaries and people from outside of New England don't even know we exist, nevermind give us credit for anything. We have no sales tax and the only bad thing is that all the Massholes come up to shop here, but it's ok cuz we get their money.
- Chill people, lots of weed... snowboardin, skatin, beaches...
7) Last person you talked to? Kenneth
A boy who is extremly hot with long hair, he is not the samrtest, mega peverted, and cannot cunduct a band. A kenneth is usually in love with a girl, and is too afraid too admit it. A kenneth is gernerally a nice person, but can have huge mood swings and turm in to a complete dickhead.
- "Who is that hitting on my girl dude?"
- "Oh, that's a kenneth!"
8) Last name? Jones
Can be used as a verb (Jonesing) or a noun (a jones). Describes a state in which one experiences strong desire or attraction, often of a sexual nature. Equiv. "to fancy" "crushing on" "to want"
- She's been jonesin him for months.
- He's got a major jones for her.
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